Evil Animal Minion Generator

Animals turned to the service of evil - with appropriate enhancements, of course. The world isn't going to conquer itself you know.

Your Options:
Minions
Release the enormous super-intelligent mechanical hippos!
Release the insane genetically-engineered mules!
Release the insane super-intelligent robot horses that throw blasts of energy!
Release the sneaky radioactive turkeys!
Release the sneaky ninja sloths that throw blasts of energy!
Release the invisible angry telepathic vampire chihuahuas!
Release the shape-shifting mind-controlled ducks that live to destroy!
Release the stealthy regenerating yorkshire terriers that can smell fear!
Release the giant single-minded poodles!
Release the single-minded bears with laser eyes!
Release the radioactive psychic sharks!
Release the mind-controlled throat-ripping demonic roaches that can smell fear!
Release the psychopathic psychic squirrels!
Release the minature mice with laser eyes!
Release the minature assasin cyborg elephants!

 

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